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Why Mack, Thomas and Bitonio were casted: Astronauts have to be alert on a 24 hour basis. Mack and Thomas have never missed snaps in their NFL careers and Bitonio is a willing learner ready to be their understudy.

Why Kruger was casted: Kruger is one tough son-of-a-biscuit. He has experience leading troops and would be resourceful in the revolutionary war style of fighting.

Why Haden was casted: Who else would you rather trust than Joe Haden to shield the planet from an Alien attack?

Why Cameron was casted: He's stealth, quick and seems like he could fly Air Force One to safety.

Why Austin, Tate, Whitner and Dansby were casted: Like in Saving Private Ryan, these four players who have never met each other are coming together for one common goal -- to lead the Cleveland Browns to the playoffs.

Why Hoyer and Manziel were casted: Like Goose and Maverick, both are competing to lead the Browns' air attack.